odd_tea_leaves: (Broaden your mind!)
The Fuuuuuture ([personal profile] odd_tea_leaves) wrote2005-03-12 12:36 pm

My, oh my!

Come now children! As Poppy says, Chipper up!

Certainly the Ministry has the whole unpleasant situation under control! Besides, we are eternally safe in Hogwarts.

You students have the benefits of the school barriers, copious magical creatures, skilled Professors and Staff, and Albus Dumbledore as your Headmaster! Nothing to worry about here, certainly!

The very thought that a death eater could penetrate Hogwarts grounds is laughable!



Dear. Sweet. Merlin.

What are we going to do?

ANYONE?

Those dementors will cut through our barriers like a muggle conveyance through some form of fine, packing parchment!

Could we, perhaps, set up extra study activities to teach the students more Defense? That dueling club seemed a splendid idea a few years ago--can we do that again?

[identity profile] riddling-ginny.livejournal.com 2005-03-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Professor, I appreciate your trying to stay optimistic, and I know Hogwarts is one of the safest places to be right now, but you can't possibly be suggesting it's completely impenetrable.

[identity profile] odd-tea-leaves.livejournal.com 2005-03-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Weasley, come now! Do you honestly believe that if anything could--which it most assuredly cannot--pierce the defence of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that all of your Professors and the Headmaster himself would not be capable of taking care of it?

[identity profile] riddling-ginny.livejournal.com 2005-03-13 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Sirius Black got in a few years ago and nobody managed to find him until much later.

[identity profile] odd-tea-leaves.livejournal.com 2005-03-13 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Five points from Gryffindor.

[identity profile] riddling-ginny.livejournal.com 2005-03-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! Professor!

[identity profile] odd-tea-leaves.livejournal.com 2005-03-13 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry Miss Weasley! I'll have none of your darknening of this day!