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Aug. 20th, 2004 03:46 pm
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Today a house-elf nearly tackled me as it tumbled down the steps. I know not which one it was, why it was falling, but I did know the vulgarities it was shouting in Elfish....but I must insist that all students be wary coming 'round the steps of the North Tower.

And, on another nonsequitor note, I must personally encourage the boycott of the Rusty Bucket and that old mule-faced hick Peter McHaggarty who runs it. Not that I support any of this house-elf business, but rudeness of any kind from a proprietor of such business cannot be tolerated!

Oh! Lastly, the essays and personal mixtures of tea-leaves for divining purposes are due in two days, students. Do have them prepared for class--I have foreseen that many of you will not! Lackadaisical I say!


I do believe those pamphlets have helped Severus' demeanor greatly. He has not bellowed, barked, roared, snarled, shouted, yowled, or yawped in quite a time! Perhaps he has finally taken to heart my advice--and your directing--and become a more calm, balanced person!

Thank you, sir, for your aid in these matters. I must also thank Minerva, and Mr. Weasley for providing several of them to those that I had found.

Oh, and Albus, Rolanda Hooch has suggested that perhaps a regiment of Yoga and aroma therapy be applied to calm the edgier staff and students.
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