Cruel Fate!

[odd_tea_leaves]

If only to placate the lad, I do believe I have spurned this peculiar and disturbing hope within him! Whatever am I to do!?

He is, what, twelve years my junior? And has...red hair. And a tan. And he looks beastly in black robes, or would. And a Weasley sneer!? Can they even?

I believe I must, as the muggle phrase goes, 'Shoot him down.'


Oh dear. Whatever am I to do?


Is this karma for all those pamphlets I slipped the Headmaster?

Comments

Sibyll only

[makethingsgrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear!

Well, this is a predicament, isn't it?

...

You know, Sibyll, the younger men *are* known for having a lot of, er, stamina.

Pomona only

[odd-tea-leaves.livejournal.com]

You do realize, Pomona, this *is* FRED WEASLEY we're talking about.

[snapedragon.livejournal.com]

Pamphlets? PAMPHLETS? YOU were the one who slipped him those infernal things?