2004-08-20

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2004-08-20 03:46 pm

Odd...

Today a house-elf nearly tackled me as it tumbled down the steps. I know not which one it was, why it was falling, but I did know the vulgarities it was shouting in Elfish....but I must insist that all students be wary coming 'round the steps of the North Tower.

And, on another nonsequitor note, I must personally encourage the boycott of the Rusty Bucket and that old mule-faced hick Peter McHaggarty who runs it. Not that I support any of this house-elf business, but rudeness of any kind from a proprietor of such business cannot be tolerated!

Oh! Lastly, the essays and personal mixtures of tea-leaves for divining purposes are due in two days, students. Do have them prepared for class--I have foreseen that many of you will not! Lackadaisical I say!

Headmaster )